"Luck is a very thin wire between survival and disaster, and not many people can keep their balance on it."
-- Hunter S. Thompson

Okay. I’ll give it a shot. Do you want to come over?

April 24th — and with 1 note

delilahdynastyprincess:

practicallyperfectinzeroways:

Haha I think if I were around when you were kids, I’d have ended up like another sister or something and no thanks to that.

Nah, I don’t think that would’ve happened but okay aha. I’m glad you married the goon though, I finally have a sister who I like :|

Not married just yet! Almost tho. And I feel like it forever. Aw but having a sister you like is good. It’s nice having a sister at all. Growing up with just a brother is like ugh, groan sometimes.

April 24thvia and with 18 notes

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practicallyperfectinzeroways:

I don’t know. I’m kind of a gym slacker since the twins came along, no time and all that. You might actually not get destroyed by me. My spear game isn’t quite as strong. Oh God, mini HBK is creepy! Here’s hoping he and Swoggle creep him out before they creep me…

It’s not even getting to it as much as it is I’m just too tired to do anything. Two four month Olds at once is seriously kicking my butt. And idk man. I saw you dropping pedigrees on Raw. Not getting your butt kicked as much as you think. And biting is no! Somebody needs to give him a stern no with a side of bad boy!

April 24thvia and source with 2 notes

We can try? See if things are any different this time around?

April 24th — and with 1 note

delilahdynastyprincess:

practicallyperfectinzeroways:

Haha do it. He knows better than to try to get past me. I’ve got a hell of a shoulder tackle.

Why couldn’t you have been around when we were kids? Would’ve saved both of us aha.

Haha I think if I were around when you were kids, I’d have ended up like another sister or something and no thanks to that.

April 24thvia and with 18 notes

delilahdynastyprincess:

practicallyperfectinzeroways:

Promise. You’ll be safe if you hide behind me. Or one of the kids. Or the cats. See? Safe in our house.

I’m totally using you as a human shield. 

Haha do it. He knows better than to try to get past me. I’ve got a hell of a shoulder tackle.

April 24thvia and with 18 notes

I’m just worried about getting in deeper than I can handle. But I do miss you.

April 24th — and with 1 note

delilahdynastyprincess:

practicallyperfectinzeroways:

I’m gonna call you from his phone one day while he’s sitting there just to see his face.

Just promise you’ll keep him from beating me up when he finds out haha.

Promise. You’ll be safe if you hide behind me. Or one of the kids. Or the cats. See? Safe in our house.

April 24thvia and with 18 notes

Jay… is this a good idea?

delilahdynastyprincess:

practicallyperfectinzeroways:

I’m sure you have some other strange thing up your sleeve. Though now you’ve got that lip gloss song in my head.

Nope. Well, none that I’ll admit to anyway. That’s Cody’s ringtone in my phone aha.

I’m gonna call you from his phone one day while he’s sitting there just to see his face.

April 24thvia and with 18 notes






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